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Annual Meeting Instructions to MS / Elders
by jw07 inhave any elders or ministerial servants here recieved any specific instructions regarding the annual meeting?
as an ms all i have been told to do is to arrive early to "await further instruction due to the sensitive nature of my assignment".
ironically all i can imagine after hearing that a few times is dispensing cyanide laced kool aid to attendees.
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Missionaries to vacate all missionary homes
by seenitall inlatest news from a source (missionary in foreign land):.
no more missionary homes anywhere in the world.. all missionaries presently in missionary homes must vacate.
must get housing on your own / from the locals.. circuit and district overseers have moved into many of these former missionary homes.. reasons: liability, cost savings, real estate to be sold or used for other purposes.. needless to say, many of these longtime servants are very unsettled.
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It's a matter of time before the WT catches up to Christendom and solicits "pledges" to make up for dwindling funds...
But seriously, I find that most of these so-called "missionaries" are in it for the free room and board as they travel to exotic places on someone else's dime.
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USA | Man Allegedly Fires Gun at a Group of Jehovah's Witnesses
by jwleaks inusa, arkansas | man fires gun at a group of jehovah's witnesses.
centerton police arrested a man accused of firing close to 19 rounds at a group of jehovahs witnesses on saturday (sept. 28th).
john baldwin, 35, bonded out on $50,000 sunday morning.. according to a probable cause affidavit, three jehovahs witnesses approached baldwin in his front yard at rainbow farm road and baldwin told them, get your (explicit) off my property, i moved out here to get away from people like you.. the report states the jehovahs witnesses apologized and as they were getting in their car one of them heard get me my 9.. baldwin admitted to firing a gun at three jehovahs witnesses when they drove away from his house, according to the report.. baldwin was booked into benton county jail on felony charges of aggravated assault.. several of baldwins neighbors said he moved to the neighborhood less than a month ago.. kristi tidwell who lives nearby said she was home when police arrived at her neighbors home.. my husband and i were working around the house, we had the blinds open in the back we saw probably seven or eight cop cars pulling in there, tidwell said.
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They need to add one more symbol on the House-To-House Record...
AM - Armed Man
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Special Meeting?
by Bob_NC inwhat "special meeting" is going on this weekend?
or it may be several weekends?
not the annual meeting that everyone is pumped up about, but a "special meeting" that i heard an elder say he is attending this weekend.
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They had to present the contents of the annual meeting at this strange venue before getting the final OK from the Rothschilds...
The 8 delusional dudes in Brooklyn are seated on the balcony. They're flanked by DO's and some select CO's...
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will they install credit card readers for the agm?
by hoser inmore speculation, why not?.
will they install credit card readers so the faithful, but cashless, can contribute?.
hoser.
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Other churches are doing it with great success... The Watchtower certainly does not want to fall behind...
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Annual Meeting : where is yours?
by gingerbread inif the original announcement still hold for this weekends 'open' annual meeting, it will be streamed live to (only) english speaking members.
is this still the plan?.
i'm interested in hearing from all on the forum where 'their' program will be broadcast.. our local kingdom hall will be live streaming the meeting.. .
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"Who is the FDS" Blondie, if you're out there...
by grumblecakes ini cant freakin wait for your comments this week!.
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omg that aticle was hysterical!.
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These 8 delusional charlatans in Brooklyn have pulled off the stunt of the century... completely dethroning 11,000 men and elevating themselves to ultra-elite status... all while JWs were probably just thinking about what to wear to the annual meeting next week...
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This time it's really hard to qualify to become a Travelling Convention Delegate
by Quarterback ini kid you not.
the letter read twice at our meeting stated that the travelling delegates should be at least 19 yrs of age, but be an exemplary publisher for over 20 yrs.
how can this work?.
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Not only that... you have to take this special class to qualify...
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Head coverings yet again in the latest KM
by life is to short inmy husband just gave me the latest km the novermber 2013 and it yet again has a question box on head coverings.. question box "should a female publisher wear a head covering if she is accompanied by a male pubisher at a doorstep bible study?".
it says "when a female publisher conducts a reagular, scheduled bible study and a male kingdom publisher is present, she should wear a head covering.
(1 cor 11: 3-10) the july 15 2002, issue of the watchtower page 27, explains: "this is a prearranged session of teaching where the one conducting the the study actually presides.
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A new product has just been invented for JW sisters...
This is also in line with the "mucus on microphone" thread I just read.
It's called the Field Service Saver... a dual-purpose theocratic head covering and mucus control gear.
Simply place this gear on your head and you can give studies in the presence of brothers while still being able to blow your nose should you need to do so. Only $9.99 plus processing. But wait! If you order in the next 10 minutes, you get second a Field Service Saver absolutely free... call now!!!
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Don't touch that dirty Microphone
by Quarterback inyuck..sitting in front of me, today, i saw an elder picking his nose while his wife was commenting on the wt study.
then with the same hand, he grabbed the microphone and passed it back to the microphone carrier.
he didn't even have a kleenex.
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